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The "New" Ex Wife

posted Jan 16, 2013, 7:22 AM by PPSA CHAIRMAN
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some
loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After
a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've
been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you
quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you
should sell your guns and boat."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

“There for a minute you were sounding like my
ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married
before!"

“I wasn't!”
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