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Trade Union....Know the Rules

posted Feb 23, 2013, 3:19 AM by PPSA CHAIRMAN
A dedicated Trade union worker was attending a convention in Brighton and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you £100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets £80 and the girls get £20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you £100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get £80 and the house gets £20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam £100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in
the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."