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Walking Home

posted Oct 14, 2013, 8:15 AM by PPSA CHAIRMAN

Jarvo the fenbilly  and Wiggy Dave are walking home after a night on the tiles. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
Jarvo has a brainwave and says to Wiggy "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police".

Wiggy duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Jarvo is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Jarvo sticks his head around the door and sees Wiggy Dave running from bus to bus and looking very worried.

"What the hell are you doing Wiggy, get a move on!" Jarvo shouts.

To which Wiggy replies "I can't find a number 7 anywhere Jarvo".

Jarvo, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "You bloody idiot Wiggy, steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!".